Tuesday, June 24, 2014

The Mugshot Lothario

Lots of dudes are upset because women are going crazy over this guys mugshot. I understand why, it's frustrating when men go for vapid beauty queens instead of women who may not be the best looking but have real substance. I am glad women are finally showing the men in this world that we can be as shallow and superficial as they are. 

And it's about time dammit! I will not rest until a man can open a Playboy magazine, see a centerfold of Mother Teresa and tack it up on their bedroom wall so they can lay on their bed at night and daydream about her generosity, compassion and selflessness. And once that occurs, maybe us women will stop having the hots for sexy felons.

Monday, June 23, 2014

How many touchdowns did USA score in the World Cup this weekend?

I jest with my title. While I do not know much about soccer, I do know that there are no touchdowns involved. 

Lately it seems like way more people are into soccer then in the past, I assume it is because social media is so prevalent in most of our lives and many people like to be apart of any big event that is going on in sports. I personally try to avoid watching competitive sports, I always feel bad for the loser. I try to remind myself that the players are all aware of the fact they might lose and that they usually get paid a handsome fee to compete, but honestly it's just too much for my bleeding heart. 

Too bad, it's a pretty good aphrodisiac for dudes if a female is into sports. At least that's what a lot of women think. Scrolling through my Facebook news feed, most of the obnoxious sport references are not from the males. Sure, the men talk sports and you can find a few team logos on their profile, but they usually don't cram it down your throat that they are in to sports. Sometimes I just want to tell them, "okay, we get it, you are incredibly unique, you have a vagina yet you like to watch people play with balls". If I did that I would be considered a "Hater", which I am...but why does everyone have to know.

It's too bad I am not into sports, I am lucky enough to watch the World Cup while I'm at work. My coworker has been watching it and I just can't seem to get into it. I'm sure at a live game it would be exciting and all the energy would help me develop an interest. 

Eh, who cares.