Tuesday, May 8, 2012

My skeleton is suffering, and it's all my fault.

I went for a hike yesterday, then came home and pulled weeds in my yard.....ten minutes after my shower, I could barely walk. I am 31 years old, there is no reason why a good workout and some yard work should put me out of commission for the day.

Oh wait, there are plenty of reasons.

I drink, smoke and pop pills...but i ingest a decent amount of milk. Shouldn't that count for something? Maybe I can start a class action suit against the milk association. Myself, and a bunch of other lazy debaucherous assholes can misplace the blame and get beer money.

So here's the thing about skeletons; they are made to support organs, muscles and skin. Not 200 pounds of lard.


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